Me making a fool of myself in 2004

Oh yes, these steaks were so heavy it took James TWO hands to lift it. 

That steak looks like little pants.. meat pants.

Look at these beautiful bloody meat curtains. 

They make people giddy.. women swooned when they saw the meat. 

The Steak was thicker then a Canadian Quarter.  That's like 3cm thick.

James cracked open the tray of meat and rubbed it with some seasoning.  We then wrapped the Three pounds of steak in a pound of bacon to make it so delicious. 

Jay built this nice new Bar-B-Que and left so we decided to break her in with our huge meat.

I know Jay fooled around with his little steaks on her but we really popped her cherry..

Look at all that bacon, The drippings the flavour the bloody steak.. Yay... it was so Exciting.

James Can't get over how much beef, and bacon there was.. Don't worry vegetarians, we sauteed up some onions, and I boiled up some mushrooms as a vegetable..

close up.. It makes me salivate just looking at it.

So Succulent, and tender.. It was also so filling..

I love dead cows.

Wednesday Night was so nice out we decided to have the FIRST Bar-B-Que this year.  Unless you count Hot dogs.

Look at them Steaks all Marinating in Salad Dressing..

I lit the Bar-B-Que. 

The bottom grates starting tho rust out....

Nice warm flames...

I boiled some canned potatoes on the Hot side first..

I poured the rest of the marinade in the can..

Salmonella Be Damned.  You got to live Life on the Edge sometimes.

I decided to use the small Bar-B-Que.. because the Big one needs new valves.

The potatoes are so flavourful.. I think it's the flavour of the can..

Add some Sauteed Mushrooms and Onions and Voila. Tasty Tasty.

I went and got a Tim Horton's coffee before my 6 am meeting this morning.

It's roll up the rim time..

odds are that 8 out of 9 people will roll it up to lose. 

I rolled up my cups rim to see the inevitable

"Please Play Again"

And What do I Find???  I WON

FREE COFFEE, Yay..

Unfortunately the news ruined it because of their story on caffeine causing people to die.

Thanks Tim Hortons for pushing me closer to death.

I also Won a blanket from work.. It comes in a plastic bag..

It's a thin blanket.. it'll keep me warm on a mild day.

Look at all the parents breaking the law.. stopping and parking in a no stopping zone beside a School Crosswalk.

I keep hearing about the problem of obese children in western society.. maybe it could have something to do with parents driving their kids half a block to school.

They also keep blocking in my driveway..

I went out today to get a new smoke detector and light bulbs.

I went to Canadian Tire (The Largest one in Canada), Home Depot, and Walmart.. none of them had photoelectric detectors.  The kind that your burnt toast won't set off. 

I was considering what to have for Dinner?

I thought of the But "N" Ben Steak pies.

They are a Scottish Bakery and Butcher, with a name that makes me Laugh.. I'm so Immature.

I did a quick internet search and see that they have two locations now.  I went to the original location. 

If you're in Toronto you gotta try the pie.  You can call them at 416-438-4214

Do it.. it's tender meaty goodness.

I baked the Steak Pie at 350 for 20 min.. just to heat it up.

Mmmmm.. Meat in Pie.. mmmm 

Check out the gravy.. and light buttery crust.. 

This is pure health food.

 The First Serving

Is anyone else salivating?  How is it that the meat melts in my mouth...   

Potato Scone.. Although I call it a Potato Pancake..

They're good covered in cheese whiz.. or dipped in gravy.

See all the salad I didn't eat?

UMMM.. So Tasty I had Seconds 

Hey.. it's not like I eat every day..  

As the Folks at BreakfastBlogger would say Here's the Money Shot... almost.. I wiped the plate clean with a scone.

And now I have salad made for my lunch tomorrow.

At Walmart I picked up some Potato Chips...

Curry Flavoured, Wasabi Flavoured, and Ketchup Flavoured..

But I was too full to sample them.

I'm Addicted to Hot Tamales

The Restaurant is a lot darker in the evening.

You can try their food yourself at http://www.embers.tv/

Too bad they serve Pepsi and the coffee was weak.

It was still enjoyable as free meals usually are.

Time for me to make some pizza pops.

I  The Pork..

1. Get up from your computer and go to a mirror.
2. Look in the mirror.
3. When you find your face in the mirror concentrate on the portion above your lip and on your chin
4. If it is hairy... shave.
5. If it is to hard for you to determine send me a pic, or the link to a pic and I'll post it here.. then everyone could vote on the amount of fur on your face.

I hope this helps the world.. I hope I get the Nobel Prize.

If you have a hairy lip and find this somehow offensive..

Go Shave then, Suck the pork off my rib.

Disclaimer:  I still have not cut my hair or styled it in any fashion.

Therefore I look like hell..

I can do that because I don't care... heh heh

If you have a preference on my hair style please go down to my entry and vote for the style you'd want to see me in.

Now for the Blog:

I gathered all the ingredients together.. I had to be sure I had everything.

Mixy mixy the Margarine was sooo soft.

Whip it, whip it real good.

Exciting Flour..

Molasses.. sticky, gooey, sweet.. just like me.

 Add some ginger.. the professor and Mary Anne.. here on Gilligan's Isle..

 Cinnamon, Mon.. Add a little spice in your life.

 Ground Cloves,

not to be mistaken for ground hooves.

that would make the cookies taste bad.

  Stirring is hard

Mixed in molasses

oooey gooey, looks like pooey

eggs, because every recipe needs a chicken fetus or two.

Have you vegetarians learned nothing?!?

Please NOTE the wooden spoon I'm using to mix the dry with the wet..

Michelle says wooden spoons are the best.

Looks like the time my ass was itchy.  

I ought to enhance that brown mark.

 Rolling the balls of dough

 Ummm what do I do?

 Roll my balls.. sic.

 I roll my dough balls in sweet sweet sugar. 

 Adding some love like the Recipe says...

 Oh baby.. your sooooo good.

 I added extra ginger to these ones and marked them with chocolate chips.

They all look like lil' boobies.  Sweet, Sweet boobies.. aaaaaaaah. 

 Hot Stuff.. Baking at 350F

 "Cool Cookie.. Cool..."

say the Beatles as they blow on my Cookies

John, Paul, George and Ringo all love the cookies.. look at them smile.

John said "I didn't say they were better then Jesus, I was jus' saying"

The Walrus was so wise.

 Stacks of glorious cookies..

  Yummy.. This Batch made 126 Cookies...

These Cookies are Awesome.

I've hidden them away under my bed where no one will find them.. take that cookie thieves. 

Want a cookie?

Send me your cookie first..

Or a picture of your cookie.. ladies

lol

 Now go vote for my hair...

These ingredients are the extra.. I already dumped a couple bags of pretzels, a box of shreddies, cheerios, remaining nacho chips, and a crap load of spices and sauces into the pan. 

Here is the mix baking... mmmmmm

When I opened the door to the oven the steaming hot sauce and tabasco sauce burnt my eyes.  I added Italian Dressing and Sundried Tomato Dressing because its premixed oil and spices.

Normally I premix all the spices and butter and microwave it and pour it on.. I got lazy today 

Done.. if I could just let it cool, instead of eating it...

Next time I'll make smaller batches.. it cooks more even then.

Ive been awake for 30+ hours now with only a nap.. 

I bet I sleep all day tomorrow.

Last week the only think I could eat without feeling nauseaous was Fruit Snacks.  Shrek Fruit Snacks to be exact. 

I had the ones that gush juice too.. they're sweet.. lol

Here's the individual Serving

Donkey looks like he rides on the short bus.

Of course Shrek looks a little goofy too

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